It’s been a while since I’ve done a storytime. I feels like its been forever! This story though I could not pass out on telling. It’s funny as hell and I  just so  happen to remember it right in time for the holidays.Yay!! my memory doesn’t totally suck. So as most of you know I was born and raised in Africa for most of my life. Christmas for me was a little bit different than America. We don’t believe in santa, the tooth fairy or all that fancy  ...